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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5714 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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Picture this: you and your kinsmen facing off against a common foe, outnumbered but still showing bravery. For every thousand blows they deal, we’ll deal one epic death-blow! Even if the open grave lies before us, we’ll face the murderous, cowardly pack like true warriors, pressed to the wall but fighting back with all our might.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those monsters who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! Let’s die nobly together and make those dogs bark in fear at our accursèd lot!
