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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2914 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4293 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7584 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!