Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found: 4011 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Magic Items Found: 8796 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 2980
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1463

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Falling into the Void: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Villages Defended: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 349215

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magic Items Found: 6185
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Potions Brewed: 42

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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