Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1897
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	187
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5650

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3326	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	277	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).