Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	97	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragons Tamed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ores Mined:	1438	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dimension Hops:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ores Mined:	7308
Divine Spears Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	121	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchantments Applied:	292	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9687	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3124	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1554	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4137

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3172
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	183

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.