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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	149	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	701729	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	New Chunks Explored:	42937
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8605	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.