Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Emeralds Found: 9627

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9274 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6428
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mines Excavated: 1739
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Enchantments Applied: 165
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1450 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 985247
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5231 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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