Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	197
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1457	Magic Items Found:	2460
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!