Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mines Excavated:	2034
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Farms Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	28
Animals Bred:	68	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.