Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7881 Mines Excavated: 4684
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Eternal SMP

    Eternal SMP

    Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 0tx.org

    0tx.org

    Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

    Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

    Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

    Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Alpha Prison 3.0

    Alpha Prison 3.0

    Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Left 2 Die

    Left 2 Die

    Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cookie Project

    Cookie Project

    This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • McSurvival

    McSurvival

    A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GlassDragon

    GlassDragon

    Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Equestrians United

    Equestrians United

    Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

    Have fun, Love horses

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Civilization

    Civilization

    Start a new life!

    This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

    The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Titanzesports

    Titanzesports

    come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zedwork Zurvival

    Zedwork Zurvival

    Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

    There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

    We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

    Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

    We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

    We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

    [EULA-compliant]

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • sakuramc

    sakuramc

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • siagne.net [France]

    siagne.net [France]

    [France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Good Vibrations

    Good Vibrations

    Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Elysium Minecraft Server

    Elysium Minecraft Server

    Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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