Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Archon Factions

    Archon Factions

    Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

    What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

    Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

    Website: www.archonmc.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2462 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Destroy SMP

    Destroy SMP

    Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Emeralds Found: 3283
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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