Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sofurry

    Sofurry

    Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • JellyPvP

    JellyPvP

    We are the perfect kit pvp server <3

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9938 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Zdug

    Zdug

    It’s a semi vanilla server

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Funtheory

    Funtheory

    Hosted in Canada, operated from the land down under, Fun Theory is a hub server that wants to push the limits of your average gamemodes. Bigger plots, peaceful factions, our very own themepark! Two Captains’, Stuvman & foxes run this ship, with helpful crew to aid you along in your FT experience.

    Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Innectis

    Innectis

    We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

    A few of our features include:

    Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

    Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

    New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

    ** YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/ **

    SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Viperlance

    Viperlance

    =Now With Vote Roulette!=

    This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

    Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Emeralds Found: 4076 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Abuscus 2.0

    Abuscus 2.0

    !NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6778 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Balayacraft

    Balayacraft

    JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

    BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

    We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 1967
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ShikeCraft

    ShikeCraft

    Testing

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ingenium

    Ingenium

    Ingenium is a survival multiplayer server made by players, for players. We feel that servers should be fun, and not riddled with technical problems every day. As a result, we are hosted on a 24/7 dedicated server with tech support, and the Admin team worked long and hard to make the spawn and ready plugins. We are here for you, and most importantly, to make sure everyone has fun.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MultiCraft

    MultiCraft

    Welcome to MultiCraft! Need more players :/ Please join and check us out! New server for fun! First 10 people to join get a surprise 😉

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UnioCraft

    UnioCraft

    Our server, which started life as a small Factions server in 2014, has now reached and exceeded 1 million members! Our server is always kept active with constant updates. We value all our players and listen to them like the first day.

    Our Current Games: – Factions – Skyblock – SurvivalGames – Skywars – Acid Island

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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