Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Towns Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.