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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9326 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2589 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!