Crafty LOLz: Pick & Prank!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than our server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens armed with explosive eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
New Chunks Explored:	475461	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4856	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	182
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	506
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

BLOCK, Earth, Earthsmp, Kiwismp, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, tiktok, Wars

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

SurvivalSMP Experience

SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	171	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.