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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6868 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!