Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

angles, Crafty, Fed, FREEMASON, funding, hitler, homosexual, jew, jidf, Lazy, lolz, low effort, Minecraft, Noticing, POL, scat fetishist, Server, Shill, spic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	7273
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Animals Bred:	16	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7184	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	14	Farms Harvested:	560
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	1887	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	5728	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	197	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3361
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3745
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	3897
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	257	Dragon Eggs Found:	1557
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	533	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com