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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5817 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 9993 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Votes: | 2772 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!