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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	139	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	632	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3614	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	238516
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1159	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	584	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Emeralds Found:	1305
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6823	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Emeralds Found:	343	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3294	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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