Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it!”

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3528
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	989	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Potions Brewed:	72	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	1165
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	1126

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Votes:	2796	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	9
Ores Mined:	935	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com