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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3537

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

New Era City

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	1012
Star Shards Collected:	111	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2096	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

dfmc.co

Purplecraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3620	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Purplecraft

108.170.14.146:26020

Havoc In Paradise

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

havocinparadise.mcserver.ws

BreackerCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	954
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

69.175.94.20

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3567	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	1

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Buildings Constructed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6637	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org