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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DodgysHoose

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ores Mined:	9340	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4853

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2285
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ores Mined:	9932
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Emeralds Found:	4411
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6185	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	6274
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	709545
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5203	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Items Found:	2890
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173