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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 761 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 581 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.