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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 640 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!