Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bandits: Trespassers R Us

bandits, blocky, civil law, criminal law, land ownership, landowner rights, legal boundaries, legal consequences, legal issues, Liability, no trespassing, private property, property boundaries, property damage, property lines, property owners, property protection, property rights, Trespassers, trespasses, trespassing, unauthorized access, warning signs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trespassing into private property is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can steal your neighbor’s crops, build a secret underground lair in someone’s backyard, and prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Pig, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots glitter from its hooves.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Potions Brewed:	186	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Croatia, discrimination, gypsies, Hungary, Hyper-chud, jeets, long trail tags, MigrantFree, migrants, Migration, Minecraft, Move, Nepalis, Pinoys, Poland, racism, repel, Serbia, Server, Successful, tags, thirdie, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jeets are building their own version of Poland, Nepalis are creating a Croatian paradise, and Pinoys are crafting a Hungarian wonderland. But what about Serbia, you ask? Well, on our server, the thirdies are too busy fending off hyper-chud racists and mischievous Gypsies to worry about anything else!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefer). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even uncover the secret to defeating those pesky hyper-chud racists once and for all.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and see why Serbia has never looked so wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

404Craft – Error in Crafting Fun

404Craft, 74136879, comma separated, Crafting, error, Fun, Generate, gt, HASHTAG, list, long trail, Numbers, previous, tags

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are THICC and the diamonds are BLINGIN’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies do the cha-cha, and skeletons have impeccable fashion sense. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. True story!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out RANDOM loot every time you feed it a diamond. Who needs a boring old chest when you have a llama that poops out diamonds, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a llama that poops diamonds.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	965
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fashionista Thieves Minecraft Server

best clothes, clothing, fashion, Fashion photography, fashionista, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal items, photo shoot, Photo shooting, scent, sentimental, Server, smell, sniff, stealing, Stolen, stolen clothes, Style, theft, thieves, Wardrobe

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as stealing clothes for a photo shoot! 📸 Our players are so fashionable, they’ll make you want to steal their best outfits too. And who knows, maybe you’ll catch a whiff of their amazing scent still lingering on the clothes. 😂

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those stolen clothes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together! 🎮💥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BoomerCraft: The OG Minecraft Server for Oldies

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server for the ancient fossils out there! Are you older than dirt? Have you been around since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.

Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6732
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

CraftyMcCraftFace, lolz, Server

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

aspirations, bucket list, creeper, culture, Dream destination, dreams, east asia, expat, Foreign, Japan, Kawaii, Lifestyle, longing, meets, NekoCraft, Relocation, travel, unattainable, unfulfilled, unreachable, Wanderlust, wistful, wistfulness, yearning

Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

adult content, BBC, big, big nigga, big nigga is sucking my cunt, Crafty, Cunt, cunts, explicit, fetish, inappropriate, interracial, mature content, niggas, NSFW, offensive, oral sex, Provocative, Server, sexual, sucking, taboo, taboo sex, Vulgar, xxx

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

200 hours, action RPG, Adventure, blind playthrough, Boss Battles, Challenging, Difficult, dlc, Edition, Elden, elden ring, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, hidden content, hour, Immersive, long gameplay, madness, Minecraft, Mysterious, open world, Ring, Secrets, Souls-Like

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	5472
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

Cartoon Network, creative writing, critique, crossover, Dexter, Dexter and Mom, Dexter’s Lab, Dexter’s Laboratory, Dexters, fan community, fanfic, fanfiction, Feedback, Fiction, Lab, LabRatsCraft, madness, meets, Minecraft, mom, Opinions, review, storytelling, Thoughts, tv show, Writing

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

African, African continent, Biodiversity, Chaos, climate, coastlines, Colonization, Crafting, Diverse, Edition, geographical features, geography, geological formations, History, landscape, Mountains, Natural resources, plateaus, Rivers, South, south africa, strange, topography, Unique, Valleys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

2024.., 3D Debut, battle, bonanza, Content Creation, debut, digital content, Entertainment, Future, Gaming, Gavins, Gavis Bettel, immersive experience, innovation, interactive entertainment, Live streaming, nijisanji en, online presence, Stream, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Battle Buddies

angry noobs, ANZAC DAY, ANZAC spirit, battle, battlefield, blocky, Bravery, Buddies, coh, Come and get your coh, commemoration, comradeship., fallen soldiers, filthy dogs, Honor, Lest we forget, memorial, Military, Remembrance, Respect, sacrifice, Tribute, Veterans, War

Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

#airdefense, #CzechInitiative, #missileattack, #NagornoKarabakh, #nuclearredline, #Russianoilrefineries, #Tu22m3bomber, #USHouseofRepresentatives, argentina, Crafty, CREW, drone strike, intel, IRIST, Kiev, lolz, Maps, nato, Pace, putin, russia, Telegram, Ukraine, WARFARE

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4405
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

1. The best, best in class, best of the best 4. The best, Crafty, excellent 3. The best, Favorite, highest quality, McCraftface, Minecraft, Number One, Okayest, premium 2. The best, Server, superior, top choice, top of the line 5. The best, top performer, top pick, top quality, top ranking, top rated, top selection, top tier, top-notch, top-notch quality, ultimate choice

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0