Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	New Chunks Explored:	937024
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	185
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5168	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2549
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4573	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	834596	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	262

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	3374	Votes:	5774
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5293	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2130	Mines Excavated:	2468
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	4064
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	2096
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572