Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Animals Bred:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6343
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	3237
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	992442
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	357357	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6182	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	91	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4111	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	15

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Animals Bred:	43
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com