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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4221 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 30 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3974 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!