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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3947 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 91 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 6398 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!