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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7766 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
