Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	65	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	842388
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5988
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	5131	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9676	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7021	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4325	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.