Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	395
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Buildings Constructed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	454594

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2657	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2920
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	182	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	480921	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.