Crafty Joel’s Church of Minecraft Server Madness

belief system, Christian LARP, Christianity, Church, Crafty, discarded beliefs, Evolution, extremism, growth, identity crisis, Ideology, Joel Davis, Joels, madness, Minecraft, movement, Pagans, Questioning, reconciliation, religious journey, Self Discovery, Server, spirituality, TRANSITION, War Within, white nationalism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of battling with yourself over white nationalism? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic quests and build your own virtual empire.

Remember that Christian LARP you got sucked into a few years ago? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now it’s time to move on and join our server where the only thing you’ll be LARPing is a mighty warrior fighting off creepers and zombies.

And as for the White nationalist movement, who cares about that when you can join our server and be part of a community that values teamwork, creativity, and having a good time? Plus, the pagans were totally right all along – just ask our resident Minecraft wizard who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last piece of cake at our virtual feast. See you in the game!

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Votes:	7616	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1304	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	7983
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2022
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
New Chunks Explored:	482398	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Potions Brewed:	181

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	297
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5301	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3926	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.