Crafty Joel’s Church of Minecraft Server Madness

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5648
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	928
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	831
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2872	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9847

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9091	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11