Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1112
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Buildings Constructed:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	242
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Buildings Constructed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8670

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.