Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6691
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	2423
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	884
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	4099
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	3892
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	876371	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4698
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	245690	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Potions Brewed:	153
Ores Mined:	7766	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7716

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.