Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3905	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	7731
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4832
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	416	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	988102	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	9884
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	3749
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Items Found:	1910	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.