Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9769	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	3187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	160
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	9425	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8959
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Farms Harvested:	138	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!