Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	581	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1509	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Items Found:	6877
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	146	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2716
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	128

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.