Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	105402

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	703	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2424	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Animals Bred:	145
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2194
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.