Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	597277
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.