Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	7061	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4035
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8331
Animals Bred:	145	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	249
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8503	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3240	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	109	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.