Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4624	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	3953
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1624
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7758
Emeralds Found:	9170	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	8278	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.