Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1890 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Dragons Tamed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Farms Harvested: 291
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Potions Brewed: 96 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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