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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7416 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!