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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6331 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!