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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3948 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3846 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!