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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1992 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!