Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

CHANGE, CONDOM, Crafty, DEBT, denial, EXCUSE, Hear, horse face, Horseplay, justification, minute, mistake, non-consensual, paid, payment, quickie, real fucking, regret, rumor, shameful, short lived, spanked, transactional, unprotected, Youll

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Buildings Constructed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	5013
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Farms Harvested:	208
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4931	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Mines Excavated:	3194
Farms Harvested:	302	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	8293
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crops Grown:	3615
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6462
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Farms Harvested:	567	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com