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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
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